Sonnet for the Enom domain parking girl
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Anyone who registers and researches a lot of domains has encountered this girl, who I’ve dubbed the Enom Girl. Enom is a major domain registrar and has a massive portfolio of parked domains. Enom Girl is on every one of their parked domains.
I have written a Shakespearean sonnet in her honor.
Ode to Enom Girl
Enom Girl smiles at me from parked domain,
My stock photo angel in pink lipstick.
Plunging neckline, black strap, my heart in pain,
Why must you tempt on each domain I pick?
Cornsilk hair, that shy smile, hide a dark soul.
Profit pursuits be thy master and king.
For money, ’tis the reason, ’tis the goal,
Yet, still, sweet rose, my love for thee I sing.
A sweet heaven’s blessing ’tis your backpack,
Hours and days I spend lost in your eyes.
Strange how you seem to know, you have a knack,
Parking domains that I desire to buy.
Come on, baby, let’s give this thing a whirl.
Love me, my dear fair angel, Enom Girl.