I have a Google PageRank. Yay.
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Finally, Google got around to updating their PageRanks . I am now considered a “3 out of 10,” which means I am slightly less important than The A-Team Fan Site (4 out of 10) and Richard Dean Anderson’s site (also 4 out of 10).
I started this little project back in June, and to finally receive a PageRank is vindicating. It means that all of the soul-sucking labor that I put into this will finally start to pay off. Come on, people. I could have been cruising around Montego Bay in the S.S. Cash Money with my harem, but instead I was here, alone, writing posts to help you all reach your dreams of being just like me. Just imagine the look of disappointment on Bambi’s face when I told her that I didn’t have time for a full-body massage because I had to write a post about search engine optimization. JUST IMAGINE IT, PEOPLE. Oh, the sacrifices I make for you guys.
